Classical Jokes7- Page

I killed my wife and kids in a murderous rampage after they kept comparing me to a fat, stupid character from TV. I may have overreacted, but then again, I never really was much of a family guy.

I spent hours last night playing '' Guess Who '' with my three kids . Not the board game though , I had them trying to work out which one of them is adopted .

Weathermen say the worst two winters we have seen were 1947 and 1963. I disagree, surely it's got to be Mike and Bernie!

Animal shaped mp3 players? hey that was my Ideer!

Ive got something in my pants, thats 6'' long with a purple head on it, that drives all the girls crazy! It's called a 20 note.

Woman in South London attacked and killed by Belgian Mastiff. Police say she kept in the festive spirit right to the end, when she let out a little mauled whine...

Hu is the president of China?

I'm sleeping in the spare room tonight because my wife keeps shouting out "Monopoly" "Scrabble" "Snap" in the night. I have had enough of her games.

My wife was upset but I was actually delighted when our son told us he is bent. He's going to share the confiscated weed with me after his shifts on the beat.

A man was in my way and wasn't sure whether to move left or right to let me past In the end, I had to push him to decide