Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
I recently went to Birmingham with low expectations, and I left disappointed.
Top tip: When at the airport, if you get asked "Anything to declare?", it's not the best response to say "A Thumb War". Still though, their prison isn't too bad.
What have a grave yard and a beach got in common? You will have a much better time if you take a spade.
Is it just me that reads a joke and looks at the score before laughing or not?
What do you do if your friends tell you not to give in to peer pressure?
If "fishing" means luring, hooking, catching, and potentially killing fish, shouldn't we investigate whenever someone says, "I'm kidding"?
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
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