Attention ladies. If the recycle bin on your boyfriend's computer is always empty, he's up to no good.
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Wife came back from the hospital in a right state. Said shed been diagnosed with a lump in her breast. I sat her down and told her how when I get lumps in my porridge it narks me no end as well. I went on to say the situation could be much serious, like she could have lost her keys for instance. At that moment she burst uncontrollably into tears. I think it was the sense of perspective Id given her, then a huge relief just flooding its way out. I nodded sagaciously. I might try this counselling lark as a career move, its a piece of cake.
Top Tip #87 Freezing worms makes them easier to sharpen.
Manufacturers of Dulux 'Once'. I think the word you're looking for is 'twice'.
Top tip on asking a girl out: Just stare at her. By not blinking, you're showing her that you're an Alpha Male.
Top tip: Save money on expensive cremation costs by purposely dying in a house fire.
How to be a good author 1.Avoid alliteration. Always 2.One-word sentences? Eliminate. 3.Who needs rhetorical questions? 4.Be more or less specific 5.Comparisons are as bad as cliches
You can't choose your family,....but you can ignore their phone calls.
Dear Deirdre Ever since I've been able to write, I've had problems with people recognising me for my work. It's really getting me down. Can you please help? Anon.
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