Top Tip: Go down the pub so you don't feel guilty watching your wife do all the housework.
Top Tip: Go down the pub so you don't feel guilty watching your wife do all the housework.
If God was Polish it would have only taken about 4 days to create the universe.
National Sarcasm Society - Like we need your support...
All i am saying is that I think the freezer deserves a light as well.........
Never wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.
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Whoever said, ' Laughter is the best medicine . ' never had gonorrhoea.
They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. I'm still not tempted to dig the wife up and it's been 8 months.
My mates warned me against going home with an Afro-Carribbean hairdresser last night. Woke up this morning and I've got braids.
I am not useless, I can always serve as a bad example.






