Classical Jokes23- Page

How many squares are there on a chess board? Usually two, facing each other.

'Breast cancer' is a mammogram of 'flat chest'.

I tried to look up "persevere" in the dictionary once. I couldn't find it so I gave up.

ITV News: "Boy has right half of brain Removed, still walks" I suppose it's all he's got left now

I've just got new blue eyes and a new blonde wig. I'm saving them for a special Caucasian.

"We make a strange pear" Said the schizophrenic fruit.

If your gonna bully anyone bully people with erectile dysfunction, they can't stick up for themselves

When gingers go on holiday . . Do they fly with Virgin ?

The sun: 20 stone woman stuck on slide at butlins. how hard can it be? just let a man design it instead.

I've just seen a woman hand-cuffed and thrown into a van by the Old Bill. He's the dirty old man that lives at number 43.