Classical Jokes21- Page

I used to suffer with terrible flashbacks. Luckily, they're a thing of the past.

I just texted my friend, "You got any hats I can borrow?" He texted back, "Caps or nothing I'm afraid mate" I replied "YOU GOT ANY HATS I CAN BORROW?"

I got some strange looks when I was sitting on the bus this morning . I bet they were wondering how I got up there.

My Mum told me I would melt some hearts one day, she was right, but I hate working in the pork pie factory.

I went to see a tarot card reader the other day. I said It's my birthday can you tell me what the cards say. She said To John, Happy Birthday.

I was going to watch that film I Am Number Four. But I've decided to watch the other three first.

My mate invented the perfect anti-grizzly suit the other day. He's been absolutely unbearable ever since.

I wasted a great deal of time trying to get information about niqabs, boshiyas and burqas but found nothing. The things you do to know a veil.

After having an STI test i was gutted and decided to speak to my wife it wasn't easy but she had to know, she'd find out sooner or later she went mental, trading in the galaxy for a subaru was a bad idea i guess.

The art dealer told me to go and pick up his Monet. At first I didn't have a clue what he was talking about, but now I get the picture.