Classical Jokes19- Page

Dogs cannot operate an MRI machine but cats can.

If you suffer from lockjaw, you need a toothpick.

A man approached me in street & asked for an anagram of garnets. I thought 'strange'.

"Do you even know what simultaneous commentating means?" "I do, as it happens."

If your horse goes too fast. You mustang on.

My mate told me he's a lead singer. I don't know why though, burning cables seems pointless.

I used to be a member of the Robust Neckwear Society. I still have strong ties with the group.

I've heard that Emile Heskey and the McCanns both keep having the same nightmare. Missing a sitter.

Cricket is so difficult to understand. It just sounds like pointless chirping to me.

When I married my wife, I took an oaf.