After a long, satisfying whiff of my dealer's weed sack, he said, "Make a fatty, Bob!" So I pushed his wife in the swimming pool. We laughed for a minute and then he shot me.
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Why did the chicken cross the road *brakes screeching* We will never know
My mate got his tongue shot off a few years ago, he never talks about it
My friend has got a fetish for certain types of stationery. Helix rulers.
A man walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam' I said 'relax, you're two tents'.
Flattery will get you nowhere is the vicious rumour that caused Flattery's taxis to go out of business.
Last week I met this old Russian dude who was a spy in the Cold War. Now we're inseparable! He's totally my KGBFF.
I've set up a successful dating site for agoraphobics. So far we've got 300 couples not going out.
Before my GCSE's I drank pure alcohol. Then I got an ethanol my exams
BBC News: Van der Sar to end career in May. I can't wait to see that episode of Top Gear.
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