Classical Jokes18- Page

I did an amazing header earlier. It had the date in a shiny blue font on it.

Andy Carroll is like EasyJet, not bad till you've experience BA!

My landmine training was tougher than I thought but I eventually found my feet. And then twenty yards further my left arm.

I really don't like annoying people. Except for my wife, I could annoy her all day long.

I wish I'd never written it, but finally I have finished my book about regret.

I tried to take a light fixture down from my ceiling this morning, but now its in tighter than ever. I think I might have screwed up.

Bread machines. There's no knead for them.

Armour and helmet half price: for one knight only.

I borrowed some eggs, flour and sugar from my neighbour. I'm making a sponge cake.

I wasn't sure what to do about my steamed up windows but it suddenly became clear