Classical Jokes17- Page

What colour is the wind? Blew.

Hitler was right! Wing.

I like to invest in the youth of today so I make regular deposits.

So, on a TV ad tonight, Dwight 'I'm-a-no-mark-and-short-of-cash' Yorke has decided to stick his neck out to "tell the real story" of his "relationship with Katie Price" for the News of the World tomorrow. Surely, 'Spade digs big hole and makes spaz spade' is all that needs to be said?

It has been announced today that as part of their new intensive training program the army have devised a new test of patience and endurance that will stretch even the toughest of men to breaking point. Trying to add a joke to the Sickipedia website during peak periods.

Shire Gelding For Sale. Bay with white legs. 17.5 hands. 5 years old. Died last Tuesday from colic. 500 ono. That's flogging a dead horse.

Started going to the gym on holiday, Did 10 reps.

I decided to "come out of the closet" to my parents earlier..... Perhaps I shouldn't do it while they're sleeping in the middle of the night, they thought I was a ghost.

The Romans were the best at persecuting Christians. They nailed it.

For a paedophile,revenge is sweets.