I was in America last week and visited a taxidermist. After spotting a large stuffed Grizzly I told the shop owner I'd like its upper limbs. The shop owner said," Son, you can't buy it in bits." I said, " Hold on. This is America, yeah?" He said," Certainly is. The land of the free." I said," Ok. So what about my right to bear arms?"
My wife has been constantly nagging me to sign up to one of those social networking sites. I decided Twitter , knocked her clean out.
FoxNews - Powerful bombings rock Afghan city of Kandahar. I hope they come to britain, sounds like an awesome band.
My Jewish colleague broke his arm last week. The Doctor gave him a hollow cast.
The weather is really up in the air at the moment.
A detective was stabbed at a robbery in a bookies today. I'm trying to find out the odds of that happening.
If you can't beat 'em . . . . . You'll most likely lose or draw.
I was up in the loft today and found my grandad's old wig weaving machine. It's a family hair loom.
Just bought a CD about railways. It's got some nice tracks.
There's two kinds of people I really hate. Those who put animals into words And hippocrites.
