A mate of mine has been telling absolutely everyone that he has been doing stretching exercises for so long that he can now bend double. I guess he really likes blowing his own trumpet.
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I was at an airport and I saw a sign that said "Check in here" I thought "But I haven't even lost anything"
I've just seen a china man fall from a tall building. He shattered on impact.
What brand of tobacco do Emo kids smoke? Cutters Choice
Archaeologists find dozens of wooden animals buried at the foot of Mount Ararat. They must have been Noah's, after all, they did come in 2 x 2.
I was jumped by a load of black guys earlier. That's the last time I go to an athletics track dressed like a hurdle.
i've started up a business selling fishing rods... to be honest its not really catching on
I've just found out that my favorite fish has got cancer. The vet said it's a malignant tuna.
I went to play golf with the guys from work. Just as we got to the first hole my boss asked, "Have you brought your tee?" I said, "Nah, I'll have it when I get home."
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