Classical Jokes10- Page

I knew a shepherd once... He was brilliant in his field.

Millets, you know it makes tents.

When's a white van man not a white van man? When he's black.

I was walking along the road this morning when a van stopped next to me, a bloke stepped out and he asked me if I thought he looked silly wearing a helmet. It must have been insecuricor.

A man was arrested for stealing the gold leaf off trophies, but was later released due to lack of evidence. He showed no sign of guilt.

I had to split up with a girl because neither of us could crack our knuckles. It wasn't her fault, we just didn't click.

My girlfriend just texted me and asked for me to call her later. I'd prefer to carry on calling her Sarah to be honest.

Everyone in my neighbourhood wears woolen jumpers that are a size too small, we're a very tight knit community.

I thought I would highlight the rising levels of obesity with the use of a pie chart.

I've just bought a new flat. That's the last time I go to Kwik Fit.