Top Tip: Tired of cramped conditions on air flights? To get a whole row to yourself, simply stare at your shoes and say, "Come on!"
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If alcohol isn't the answer, then obviously the wrong question is being asked.
GET the N-DUBZ experience by smashing yourself in the ear with a hammer.
They need to open a nightclub called "The Office" So men don't need to lie to their girl where they are anymore.
Don't drink and drive... Do all your drinking before you drive!
My mate gave me some really good advice on how to pick up women today. "You have to flip her over so she's face down, then you put your arm under her stomach and lift," he said.
Been on hold so long I can't remember who I called. I have a credit card out and my pants off but that doesn't really narrow it down much.
TOP TIP Impress your mates and save yourself extortionate contract fees... ... just add the sentence, 'Sent from my iPhone' to all your emails and texts.
Vicars - Bowling hedgehogs in the church grounds is an ideal way to clear confetti after a wedding.
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
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