Classical Jokes27- Page

Just bought myself a barge pole. Thought I'd push the boat out.

21% of people cheat at their office Christmas party. I'm ashamed to admit I also cheated at my Christmas party. I sat down before the music stopped.

I was down at my allotment when I noticed that the Iraqi guy on the adjoining patch had covered his vegetables with thin metal sheets. Well that's another terrorist plot foiled.

What do you call someone who discriminates against farmers? A pharmacist.

A vacuum cleaner salesman appeared at my door and asked if I wanted a demonstration. After I said yes, he marched up and down the street with a banner saying 'Buy This Hoover'!

Just met a singing oven He had a great range

ITV+1. The amount of TV channels in Wales.

Out hunting pheasant yesterday but only managed to shoot a blackbird. Her name was Latoya, according to her driving licence

Weston-Super-Mare has announced two new twin towns. Burnham-on-Sea and Chard.

I was genuinely considering adopting an African kid the other day, before I remembered... I hate goats