Classical Jokes2- Page

I was trying to think of brain-related fetishes, but nothing comes to mind.

My wife missed her weight watchers meeting. She had to much on her plate.

My teacher told me today that being clever doesn't suit me. She's just jealous because I got one over on her earlier when I was asked what I thought wiped out the dinosaurs. I said, 'your board rubber Miss.'

Me and the girlfriend were in bed the other night discussing our favourite rice dishes. I love pilau talk.

I walked past a homeless man today and he asked me if I had any money on me. As it happens I had a tenner stuck to my forehead.

Stubbed my toe at midnight last night, started off 2012 on a bad foot

Everyone loved me in the school nativity, I was the star.

Hate ruining shoes, It's sole destroying.

My son asked me the other day, what I thought about knock-knock jokes. I replied, "They don't ring any bells.."

Nudists need to be exposed for what they are.